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Offline Kelly

I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« on: November 07, 2018, 03:49:17 pm »
"Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?"

Me:"It was on a one night stand"

Everyone in the classroom laughed and said"OHHHH!!"
And I was like"What..."
"The answer is, It was two-tired!"

Later I googled what one night stand meant in my extension and I learned it was sexual
And now I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
I apologized to my teacher just now and she said"You didnt know what that meant? Oh, Poor Kelly..."
This house is not a home I dont belong here anymore

I cant sleep but I can daydream
Dream of everything that worries me
Build up my anxiety
Its called overthinking
 
I breathe in, I shake
I breathe out, I'm about to break
It feels like I'm about to drown in my emotions
They come up my throat in a sickly motion
 
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Offline Kelly

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2018, 03:56:26 pm »
OHMYGOD I just spilled my tupperware bin of pasta on the ground when I spun my chair around and it fell RIGHT SIDE UP and only TWO noodles fell out
SKILLS
This house is not a home I dont belong here anymore

I cant sleep but I can daydream
Dream of everything that worries me
Build up my anxiety
Its called overthinking
 
I breathe in, I shake
I breathe out, I'm about to break
It feels like I'm about to drown in my emotions
They come up my throat in a sickly motion
 

Offline kingofdanerds

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2018, 04:03:32 pm »
Level up
COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Viewer discretion is advised.
 

Offline The Benno

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2018, 05:13:14 pm »
I didn't know what one night stand meant when I was 17, or even 18 :/
 

Offline Kelly

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2018, 05:15:03 pm »
I didn't know what one night stand meant when I was 17, or even 18 :/
Yeeeahhh before I was a Sophomore in High School I believed Washington DC was in the state of Washington
This house is not a home I dont belong here anymore

I cant sleep but I can daydream
Dream of everything that worries me
Build up my anxiety
Its called overthinking
 
I breathe in, I shake
I breathe out, I'm about to break
It feels like I'm about to drown in my emotions
They come up my throat in a sickly motion
 

Offline The Benno

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2018, 05:17:06 pm »
Yeeeahhh before I was a Sophomore in High School I believed Washington DC was in the state of Washington
I used to think New York was the capital of the US.
 

Offline kingofdanerds

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2018, 06:04:20 pm »
I used to think New York was the capital of the US.

Wasn't it at one point in like the early days of the US?
COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Viewer discretion is advised.
 
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Offline Crazykittyzz

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2018, 06:05:09 pm »
lmaooo ripppp

 

Offline wordigirl

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2018, 07:39:03 pm »
woahh. weird you'd think to say that not knowing what it meant. What did you think it meant? Just curious.
Always praying for you.
 

Offline Kelly

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2018, 07:46:23 pm »
woahh. weird you'd think to say that not knowing what it meant. What did you think it meant? Just curious.
I was pretty sure it meant that you go on a date with someone for one night and then they leave you. Then I googled it in my extension to make sure-And NOPE LOL
This house is not a home I dont belong here anymore

I cant sleep but I can daydream
Dream of everything that worries me
Build up my anxiety
Its called overthinking
 
I breathe in, I shake
I breathe out, I'm about to break
It feels like I'm about to drown in my emotions
They come up my throat in a sickly motion
 

Offline Nicoli

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2018, 09:50:11 pm »
Now than later lad
 

Offline Demonxz95

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2018, 10:08:06 pm »
I didn't know what one night stand meant when I was 17, or even 18 :/
When you're me... there's a lot of sex-related things you don't learn about until much later.
 

Offline Leah

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2018, 10:15:25 pm »
legend


Keep back or remain silent.
Why?
Because we’re no less violent

 
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Offline wordigirl

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2018, 11:21:29 pm »
I was pretty sure it meant that you go on a date with someone for one night and then they leave you. Then I googled it in my extension to make sure-And NOPE LOL
kinda... but not just a date... you may have been also confusing it with "stand-up" or "stood you up" as in didn't show up for a date and left you waiting?
Always praying for you.
 
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Offline Enigma

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2018, 01:00:25 am »
Yeeeahhh before I was a Sophomore in High School I believed Washington DC was in the state of Washington
you're getting deported
 
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Offline Defruit

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2018, 01:54:24 am »
I'm sure the bike would have enjoyed a one night stand with a gorgeous rebel like you...
 

Offline Kelly

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2018, 04:03:38 am »
I'm sure the bike would have enjoyed a one night stand with a gorgeous rebel like you...
Wtf bro
This house is not a home I dont belong here anymore

I cant sleep but I can daydream
Dream of everything that worries me
Build up my anxiety
Its called overthinking
 
I breathe in, I shake
I breathe out, I'm about to break
It feels like I'm about to drown in my emotions
They come up my throat in a sickly motion
 

Offline Nicoli

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2018, 04:43:25 am »
i feel sorry for all the females on this site i really do :c
 

Offline The Benno

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2018, 11:30:43 am »
i feel sorry for all the females on this site i really do :c
Must be hard right?
 

Offline wordigirl

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2018, 05:10:44 pm »
i feel sorry for all the females on this site i really do :c
lol why?
Always praying for you.
 

Offline Crazykittyzz

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2018, 06:47:43 pm »
i feel sorry for all the females on this site i really do :c
y tho

 

Offline kof

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2018, 07:12:42 pm »
because you have to deal with the guilt of knowing you're part of the oppression against gentleman gamers on sploder

TY LAVA
 
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Offline Fading

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2018, 10:27:45 pm »
i feel sorry for all the females on this site i really do :c
I don't think it's that deep 😂
 

Offline Nicoli

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2018, 01:05:51 am »
because you have to deal with the guilt of knowing you're part of the oppression against gentleman gamers on sploder
i was gonna say bcuz u always have thirsty and creep ass dudes around you but that works too
 
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Offline wordigirl

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2018, 02:42:51 am »
i was gonna say bcuz u always have thirsty and creep hee haww dudes around you

yeah. seriously, but I (try to) deal.
Always praying for you.
 
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Offline Nicoli

Re: I regret EVERYTHING LMAO
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2018, 02:53:38 am »
gud job laddy  8)

if u withstanded master b4 ur ready
 
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